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Mr. William B. Aikins, alias "Softy" Hubbard, alias Billy The Hopper, paused for breath behind a hedge that bordered a quiet lane and peered out into the highway at a roadster whose tail light advertised its presence to his felonious gaze. It was Christmas Eve, and after a day of unseasonable warmth a slow, drizzling rain was whimsically changing to snow.The Hopper was blowing from two hours' hard travel over rough country. He had stumbled through woodlands, flattened himself in fence corners to avoid the eyes of curious motorists speeding homeward or flying about distributing Christmas gifts, and he was now bent upon committing himself to an inter-urban trolley line that would afford comfortable transportation for the remainder of his journey. Twenty miles, he estimated, still lay between him and his domicile.
A hilarious collection of fifty classic books erotically re-mastered. Fifty
Shelves of Grey contains all your favourite books, from The Lord of the
Rings to The Lord of the Flies, artfully condensed and erotically
remastered, packaged into one volume and ergonomically designed to be easily
read with one hand.
From literary masterpieces - Big Brother likes to watch in 1984, Gregor finds
an unexpected use for a cockroach outfit in Metamorphosis - to modern
classics - Emma and Dexter get it on year after year after year in One
Day - via unexpected detours into children's fiction - Rabbit gives Pooh a
sticky surprise - and self help - the Fear gets Felt and we Do It Anyway - this
collection has something for every reader and every kink. So take your hair
down, whip off your glasses and unleash your inner hot librarian.
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